Unicorn Jokes

April 10th is National Unicorn Day.

 

All of April is National Humor Month. So here are three unicorn jokes for you this morning:

Q: What did the unicorn say when it fell?
A: I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup.

Q: What card game do unicorns play?
A: Uno.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Unicorn.
Unicorn who?
Uni cracked corn and I don’t care.

 

Stay home. Stay safe.

 

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